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No One Gets Pulled Over on Christmas Eve

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Written and recorded only in December, over many Decembers, a week of Decembers.

lyrics

“No one gets pulled over on Christmas Eve”

No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve

Enjoy the hangover on Xmas Day

Don’t worry ‘bout those blue lights flashing in the rearview tonight

No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve

Santa’s done

Drunk and all alone
Thinking of the friends that I could dial

To make the bar run fun

You can ride the ole shot gun

Tonight I think I’ll roll the dice and drive


Cuz No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve
Enjoy the hangover on Xmas Day

Don’t worry ‘bout those blue lights flashing in the rearview tonight

No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve



Drunkle Phil 
Rolled down the hill

Something in the swill had made him high

he knows the deal

getting behind the wheel

Down the Irish autobahn 
he waves goodbye


No one gets pulled over on Christmas Eve
Enjoy the hangover on Chirstmas Day

pedal to the metal down 65
Santa ain’t the only one can fly

No one gets pulled over on Christmas Eve

(Officer Kim)
“Uh... excuse me sir
Can I see your license and registration please?
Hey, I’m talking to YOU
Look me in the eye
Sir do you know how fast you were just going
I know it’s Christmas and all but, damn dude
you just about ran over Rudolph
And you got a redder nose than him.”


No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve

Enjoy your hangover on Christmas Day
Baby I’ll make home before sunrise
Down the chimney with bloodshot eyes
No one gets pulled over on XXXmas Eve



But we’ll all get pulled over on New Year's Eve
Suffer a splitting headache on New Year's Day

Someone is gonna cry

Cuffed and stuffed... D.U.I.

Thank God for olde Uber on New Year's Eve
But thank Santa for boozing this Christmas Eve

(Music by Scott Collins, Lyrics by Scott Collins, Kim Collins and Justin Collins)

credits

from No One Gets Pulled Over on Christmas Eve, released December 4, 2020
Scott Collins - vocal, acoustic guitar, electric gretsch guitar
Kim Collins - drums, BGV (The Miss Elle Toes), slide whistle siren, police officer
Matthew Paige - doghouse bass, electric strat guitar, gang vocal
Carey Kotsionis - BGV ( The Miss Elle Toes)
Dylan Whitlow - piano
Justin Collins - church bells, gang vocal
Noah Collins - hobo saxophone
Zack Murphy - sleigh bells, percussion, gang vocal
Jack Evan Johnson - gang vocal

Chateau Collins engineer - Justin Collins
Studio G engineer - Chad Brown
4-track transfer guru - Drew Sherrod
Mixed by Chad Brown
Mastered by Andy Wilson

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The Smoking Flowers Nashville, Tennessee

There are not enough words to describe the intrinsic chemistry Kim and Scott Collins possess. They have discovered what some duos spend their entire careers trying to find: a fascinating marriage between artistic talent and subtle sensuality that pierces the attention of anyone in the same room as them... the second their wild feet touch the stage they exude just how tenured they truly are. ... more

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