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No One Gets Pulled Over on Christmas Eve

by The Smoking Flowers

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“No one gets pulled over on Christmas Eve” No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve 
Enjoy the hangover on Xmas Day
 Don’t worry ‘bout those blue lights flashing in the rearview tonight 
No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve Santa’s done 
Drunk and all alone Thinking of the friends that I could dial
 To make the bar run fun
 You can ride the ole shot gun
 Tonight I think I’ll roll the dice and drive 

Cuz No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve Enjoy the hangover on Xmas Day 
Don’t worry ‘bout those blue lights flashing in the rearview tonight
 No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve 

Drunkle Phil 
Rolled down the hill
 Something in the swill had made him high 
he knows the deal
 getting behind the wheel 
Down the Irish autobahn 
he waves goodbye

 No one gets pulled over on Christmas Eve Enjoy the hangover on Chirstmas Day 
pedal to the metal down 65 Santa ain’t the only one can fly
 No one gets pulled over on Christmas Eve (Officer Kim) “Uh... excuse me sir Can I see your license and registration please? Hey, I’m talking to YOU Look me in the eye Sir do you know how fast you were just going I know it’s Christmas and all but, damn dude you just about ran over Rudolph And you got a redder nose than him.” 
No one gets pulled over on Xmas Eve
 Enjoy your hangover on Christmas Day Baby I’ll make home before sunrise Down the chimney with bloodshot eyes No one gets pulled over on XXXmas Eve 

But we’ll all get pulled over on New Year's Eve Suffer a splitting headache on New Year's Day 
Someone is gonna cry 
Cuffed and stuffed... D.U.I.
 Thank God for olde Uber on New Year's Eve But thank Santa for boozing this Christmas Eve (Music by Scott Collins, Lyrics by Scott Collins, Kim Collins and Justin Collins)

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Written and recorded only in December, over many Decembers, a week of Decembers.

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released December 4, 2020

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The Smoking Flowers Nashville, Tennessee

There are not enough words to describe the intrinsic chemistry Kim and Scott Collins possess. They have discovered what some duos spend their entire careers trying to find: a fascinating marriage between artistic talent and subtle sensuality that pierces the attention of anyone in the same room as them... the second their wild feet touch the stage they exude just how tenured they truly are. ... more

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